On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

Baseball is dull only to dull minds.

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.

Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.

When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.

People see what they want to see.

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.

A single poemis worth a hundredcozy winter nightskind wordsand healed wounds.

Sin is wrong, not because of what it does to me, or my spouse, or child, or neighbor, but because it is an act of rebellion against the infinitely holy and majestic God.

We do 32 episodes a season and will have shot 267 episodes by the end of the ninth season... It's impossible to sell that many episodes in the foreign market.

I started playing piano when I was around four; thats my first passion.

You can't leave civilization behind entirely.

Airplanes”. “It was cool to meet people that liked music as much as I did. As soon as we started writing together, it was pretty obvious

One half the world must sweat and groan that the other half may dream.

All our knowledge falls with the bounds of experience.

We believe 'Peter Rabbit' because Beatrix Potter believes it. You have to.

A knife of the keenest steel requires the whetstone, and the wisest man needs advice.