People go to car races to watch the crashes.

I'm just basking in the glory.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

Who that prohibits two people who have different views about God to love each other?

In today's impoverished dialogue, critiques of liberalism are often naively called "conservative," as if twenty-five hundred years of Western intellectual tradition presented no other alternatives.

No use crying over spilled milk.

Chinese language tends to be quick, economical. To know what people are saying, you always need to know what the context is.

Wherever there's a system, there's a racket to beat it.

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

Easy comfort isn't comforting

Dont give a child a fish but show him how to fish

Now the opportunity to destroy the USSR has arrived.

Jesus never heard of Beethoven and Bach. Why aren't we playing more country music in church ?