People don't have the imagination to understand politicians. People are too innocent

Immoral women do not exist", said the organist. "That this only a superstition. On the other hand there exist women who sleep thirty times with one man, and women who sleep once with thirty men.

All travel has its advantages. If the passenger visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own, and if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy it.

I tell ya! The road to success is an endless battle for you and me.

If you do all the talking when you pray, how will you ever hear God's answers?

Prayer is your personal key to heaven.

It was in a way a comforting idea; if there was all the time in the world, then the happenings of a given moment became less important.

I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.

The life of every man is an endlessly repeated performance of the life of man.

Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory, for it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated.

Work can take on a new dimension if you know something about the artist.

...So let us welcome peaceful evening in.