Pale death, with impartial step, knocks at the hut of the poor and the towers of kings. [Lat., Pallida mors aequo pulsat pede pauperum tabernas Regumque turres.]

Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day; live life to the fullest; make the most of what you have. It is later than you think.

Lost, yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered for they are gone forever.

Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is character.

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant.

It is impossible to enslave, mentally or socially, a bible-reading people. The principles of the bible are the groundwork of human freedom.

The great virtue of parents is a great dowry.

It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy.

Carpe diem. (Seize the day.)

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed.

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty. You may as well borrow a person's money as his time.

I can fight with a real problem. But I cannot solve the ignorance. I cannot solve the illusion of your mind.

The triumph of the philosophy of Atheism is to free man from the nightmare of gods

An artist, in my understanding of the word, should side with the people against the Emperor that oppresses his or her people.

Father of fathers, make me one, A fit example for a son.

I had a job since I was old enough to work - since I was, like, 14.

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.

I love to dance so much. It's one of my guilty pleasures in life and my hobby.

The United States has collapsed economically, socially, politically, legally, constitutionally, and environmentally.

Turkeys are perfect for feeding larger gatherings.

Ideas are the only things that count, and politicians are, for the most part, pretty much irrelevant.