Over the years, during television interviews, whenever the host or the reviewer or whoever gets cynical and nasty with me, I will behave accordingly. I will defend myself.

Freedom isn't to do what you want at somebody else's expense.

I'm very open about my politics. I don't believe in any political party at all, none of them.

I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Punk became a circus didn't it? Everybody got it wrong. The message was supposed to be: Don't follow us, do what you want!

Just because people think politically different to you doesn't mean they're inhuman.

Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative.

Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top.

You'd have to be daft as a brush to say you didn't like Pink Floyd.

I'm not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I've had some serious, serious problems in my life. But I've come out with a smile.

In politics a capable ruler must be guided by circumstances, conjectures and conjunctions.

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

The Babe is here. Who's coming in second?

I publish my own books, so there isn't a certain editor I owe the book to at a publishing house.

If the Savior could die for the world, can't we work for it?

I'm in favor of immigration but we also need rules.

Inertia, when first encountered, appears to be an immovable force. We are creatures who like comfort, patterns, and repetition... Yet change is life's only constant.

I think most human beings, even if you're in a situation that's constricting or complicated or hard, they try to survive.

It is to beoted that when any part of this paper appears dull there is a design in it.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.