Our most difficult task as a friend is to offer understanding when we don't understand.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

In spiritual terms, where ever your mind goes, that’s where your soul follows.

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.

Words come alive from a page or script because both the writer and actor were brave enough to neither deny or invent their truth

Nigeria is one of the best-kept secrets.

This woman's place is in the House - the House of Representatives.

I want to have tampons as merch that say ‘Periods are punk.'

We live in a free country. While patriotism is important, liberty of thought and liberty of expression are even more important.

Indeed, nowadays no electrical engineer could get along without complex numbers, and neither could anyone working in aerodynamics or fluid dynamics.

His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.

I'm starting to believe in the power of a name. Because it can't be a mistake if I just call it 'change.'