Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

In a dark time, the eye begins to see.

True faith and suffering frequently go hand-in-hand . . .Living for Christ, walking in His way, will not be an easy path.

I have never been good at saying goodbyes to people. What else can they offer rather than a reciprocal desolation?

I don't know if bliss is possible and I've always thought that my best times will be later in life.

I wanna be the ambassador to Chimichanga Flavor Town.

There are certainly not so many men of large fortune in the world, as there are pretty women to deserve them.

There is a technical, literary term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of the author. The term is 'idiot'.

You are only as big as your dreams.

I want to appear ordinary, but I have it understood that I am not.

Because it’s our duty to God to protect the rest of humanity from evil creatures of the night.