Our ego is our silent partner...too often with a controlling interest.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.

After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.

Strangers are what friends are made of.

We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.

Discipline without freedom is tyranny; freedom without discipline is chaos.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.

The prime of life is that fleeting time between green and over-ripe.

God didn´t bless me so I can backslide, He didn´t give me a status so that I can become a statue.

A woman's love for a man is half animal passion and half hate. The more a woman loves a man, the more she hates him.

Can anyone understand how it is to have lived in the White House and then, suddenly, to be living alone as the President's widow?

I'm right next to two beautiful women right now, so I'm going to sit right back down.

Von Loewe really should know me well enough by now to realize that I am not going to face my execution without a fight. Or with anything remotely resembling dignity.

The Statist has constructed a Rube Goldberg array of laws and policies that have institutionalized his objectives. His success breeds confidence in the limitlessness of his endeavors.

Ah, if I could only pray the way that dog looks at meat.

Nothing replaces being in the same room, face to face, breathing the same air and reading and feeling each other's micro-expressions.

There is no profit in deceit. An honest man knows revenge is not sweet.

The relationship between a director and an editor in documentaries is so important.