Our Navy is now the smallest it's been since, believe or not, World War I. Don't worry. It's going to soon be the largest it's been.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Love is an art and this love lacks artists.

I'm a great swimmer, probably due to the size of my feet.

I have taken care of everything in the course of my life, only not for death, and now I have to die completely unprepared.

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.

I wish more people would belabor the obvious, and more often.

Those who understand others are clever, those who understand themselves are wise.

Putting babies as young as two weeks into child care for the first year of their life, for 60 hours a week, will cause their brains damage.

It's hard to propose a $100 laptop for a world community of kids and then not say in the same breath that you're going to depend on the community to make software for it.

My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good for sensitive skin.

Few people can fail to generate a self-healing process, when they become genuinely involved in healing others.