Only Dunlop has seen more rubber than I have

I try to have fun. Sometimes I have more fun, sometimes I have less fun. But overall I still believe that this team can do it without me and when I'll be ready, I'll be ready.

It don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway.

There are three answers to prayer: yes no and wait awhile. It must be recognized that no is an answer.

The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.

I like to watch people have fun and then trip them while they're doing so.

Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.

The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.

Humankind will not be free until the last Kremlin commissar is strangled with the entrails of the last Pentagon chief of staff.

Then assuredly the world was made, not in time, but simultaneously with time.

I think it is really, really important that those of us who have deep faith lives don't feel that we could just substitute our own views for everybody else in society, regardless of their views.

The child in you, like all children, loves to laugh, to be around people who can laugh at themselves and life. Children instinctively know that the more laughter we have in our lives, the better.