One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

After returning from his stint in the minors made reference to the movie Slapshot with: I'm happy to be back. It was never my aspiration as a kid to play in the Federal league.

Everyone who tells a story tells it differently, just to remind us that everybody sees it differently.

True happiness will be there when we learn to respect and love our women.

I stand before you a totally healthy person.

With me every peep becomes a trumpet solo.

Nothing is more important for the public wealth than to form and train youth in wisdom and virtue. Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom.

I thought a parent's job was to tell their children not to go into acting as a profession!

There aren't many sins in my bible. Giving up is the greatest one of all.

People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven't had a kid yet.

God overrules all mutinous accidents, brings them under His laws of fate, and makes them all serviceable to His purpose.

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