On his 916th game as coach at University of Alabama - I've been here so long that when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick.

Even if I spent the whole day with you, I would miss you the second you leave.

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. J.Paul Getty

The fly sat upon the axel-tree of the chariot-wheel and said, 'What a dust do I raise!'

You still wake up sometimes. You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.

I believe people are in our lives for a reason. We're here to learn from each other.

When I was younger, I was very scared to talk to people. To the point where my parents took me to a therapist because they thought something was wrong with me.

I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money.

The machine has several virtues... One may lean back in his chair and work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.

When they tell you that you have cancer, you panic.

It is always more easy to discover and proclaim general principles than it is to apply them.