Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

The Bhagavad-Gita is the most systematic statement of spiritual evolution of endowing value to mankind. It is one of the most clear and comprehensive summaries of perennial philosophy ever revealed

I will stand up and speak in my own voice and no man will ever silence me again.

The struggle is never easy to finding what is lost and to gain the best of what is to come without sweat.

Heroes became extinct when saving the world became more important to rescue a damsel in distress.

I look upon myself as a politician. That isn't a dirty word.

The code of competence is the only system of morality that's on a gold standard.

With all the arguments and discussions about the Vietnam War, what did the visual image do? It ended the war.

I've been lucky to listen to lots of different types of music.

When you look at my campaign, I don't go around sugarcoating things.

Love is eternal for as long as it lasts.