Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Two people who are true friends are like two bodies with one soul

How is it possible to know so much about a person and yet know nothing at all?

You can get defeated, just as long as you don't fail.

Quarrelling means trying to show that the other man is in the wrong. (And) There is no sense in trying to do that unless you and he had some sort of agreement as to what Righ and Wrong are.

my youth, one time, that time I knew even through the nothingness, it was a celebration of something not to do but only know.

This president [Barack Obama] is someone who has done more to protect and keep together families with DACA and then with DAPA.

I would be happy to play any roles.

The absolute has moved into the fortress of the absurd.

People without curiosity are like houses without books: there's something unsettling about them.

My whole thing is being sexy without showing too much, because thats my comfort level.