Oh, Fortuna, you capricious sprite!

you can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him.

Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,' Ignatius belched, 'Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

with the breakdown of the medieval system, the gods of chaos, lunacy, and bad taste gained ascendancy.

Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.

This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

Jail was preferable. There they only limited you physically. In a mental ward they tampered with your soul and worldview and mind.

You used to scream so well when you were scared, back when I lived under your bed.

Fashion is about comfort and feeling good.

A man's value to the community primarily depends on how far his feelings, thoughts, and actions are directed towards promoting the good of his fellows.

Living will always be a struggle looking for someone to love you.

I've played a baseball player a few times, but in my career I've been blessed to have played a wide range of characters.

There is a comfort in rituals, and rituals provide a framework for stability when you are trying to find answers.

There is not sufficient religion in the world merely to put an end to the number of religions.

One of the most fun inventions of my lifetime is the Mini.

1 of the hardest parts about being a founder, is that there are a 100 important things competing for your attention each day.

I'll always have a baby face.