Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store.

Death is meaningless unless it happens to someone you know.

In most Life Situations, the truth is irrelevant. Once in a great while, however, it's the only thing you've got.

Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.

We travel to ancient times by reading history books.

Universe is expanding to infinity without a center in space. How come humans claim a direction to their life?

It's too good, she is. She wants to find the good in others, and sometimes her way of finding that is to trust them, hoping she'll not be disappointed but she sometimes is.

Appreciation can make a day - even change a life. Your willingness to put it into words is all that is necessary. -- Margaret Cousins

I want people to know that I'm not just 'Chillin' It.' I'm a real person. There's heartbreak and trials, and I hope I put that in my music.

The evidence is that people who enter hospice don't have shorter lives. In many cases they are longer.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.

You have to ruthlessly prioritize.

In a way, I was born twice. I was born in 1934 and again in 1955 when I came to Pittsburgh. I am thankful to say that I lived two lives.