Now, infidel, I have you on the hip!

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

We earn to live, but we serve for a life.

Who could better motivate Bill Russell than Bill Russell?

I always just want to move along to the next step.

Comedy has been crossing the country with remarkable speed way before the Internet, social media, even cable TV.

The person who talks most of his own virtue is often the least virtuous.

I'm a vegan. It makes me feel really good and bright.

If it is possible to be happy in the middle of a nightmare, then Topthorn and I were happy that summer.

We've got to get rid of the fear of failure in this country. In America, people start things, fail and shake themselves down and start things again. The animal spirit of capitalism is stronger there.

Christianity... is an Eastern religion.

Other people write about the bling and the booty. I write about the pus and the gnats. To me, that's beautiful.