Now, how can I be anti-woman? I even judged the Miss America pageant.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

High-quality professions look decently, think profoundly, and act thoughtfully.

I'm not a slave, man. I just gotta sign out, say where I'm going, what time I'll be back and then I gotta sign back in.

You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down.

Robots have a rich and storied history in movies.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Fights take a long time to shoot.

Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.

I am obsessed with proportion, and how proportion is perceived.

If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it's just not possible.

It is this mission of the dancer to contribute to the betterment of all mankind.