Nothing is new anymore. We're living in a post-everything society and "art" itself has become satire.

Everything worth knowing about the 1980s I learned from obsessively reading Bloom County collections when I was nine and Derek Jarman's diaries when I was twenty.

Few seem to be able to eat a turkey leg at Disneyland without splattering tsunami scale grease, so grab plenty of napkins or wear a bib, tablecloth or scuba suit.

In the sweep of its appeal, its ability to touch every corner of humanity, football is the only game that needed to be invented.

It is the mark of the cultured man that he is aware of the fact that equality is an ethical and not a biological principle

Success is not measured by where you are in life, but the obstacles you've over come

Words have the power to change us.

Fair words gladden so many a heart.

[Banning marriage equality is] discrimination, plain and simple. It's really not about votes. It's about people. I think it's the right thing to do as a human being.

I don't like very young women very much. Never did.

The only truths which are universal are those gross enough to be thought so.

Did bin Laden act alone, through his own al-Qaida network, in launching the attacks? About that I'm far more certain and emphatic: no.