Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

She couldn't avoid being serious about things she cared for, and happiness made her grave at the thought of all the things which might destroy it.

A steady flame unwavering & honest

Circumstances don't determine who you are, or what you will be. Only you do that. You either decide, or you don't. Even the decision not to decide was still yours.

Maybe the price of forgetting that even in America, even in New York City, when a man back home is talking, you better listen closely.

Most of my friends aren't actors - and not one of them is overly impressed with what I do.

People think I'm being stupid or false humble. It's not. I don't think I always fit in. Maybe it's a complex you get as someone who has always been fighting on the outside.

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

Do you think there'd be a Givenchy in the hood if it wasn't for that South Park photo?

If there's something in your life that you know needs changing, make sure you change it before God's got to change it. Because if God's got to change it, you ain't going to like it.

Practice meditation. Become a seeker. Walk the path of the seeker. You will get the best of everything the world has to offer.