Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

He held up his hand, and in it was... Oh, God. The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...

She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.

Damn. A dead body. I hate it when that happens.

If I call him back here, " Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?

waging war against inane language that circulates almost automatically is a writer's eternal mission, and the day will never come when this battles are unnecessary.

Every man is an island, and every heart seeks the ferry to cross the main...

The idea that Bentham and Mill were maximizers is the greatest stretch of all. They were progressivists, committed to improving the societies in which they lived, not utopian maximizers.

A woman's rank Lies in the fulness of her womanhood: Therein alone she is royal.

This face. What is it like to wake up to this face?

When you don't go within, you go without.

If I had known how much I hate auditioning, I doubt I would have become an actress.

Jason patted me on the back. “Tomorrow night we'll take you out chasing deer.” “I thought you'd chase cars,” I said. He grinned. “What fun is that? Cars don't bleed.

Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good.