Not Even The Greatest Sculptor Can Mold A Masterpiece Out Of Shit!

I Don't Waste My Time Doing Crosswords, As My Life Is The Only Puzzle I Care To Resolve!

Thank God For Writing, As Now I Can Work Until My Last Breath!

You Can't Replace A Star with A Lightbulb

You Can't Change Your Life... Until You Change Your Heart, and You Can't Change Your Heart... Until You Change Your Mind!

It's Easy To Feel Like A Big Fish, When Your Pond is Just A Puddle!

You Can't Be A Hero To The World, If Your Aren't First A Hero In Your Home!

You Don't Have To Be A Crook To Be Successful!

To Me, The Best Part Of Success, Is The Journey!

Never Let The Roosters Wake You!

My Friends I Will Always Remember, And My Enemies I Will Never Forget!

Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in this world.

We cannot prepare our fate, but we can stir it up.

When the internet came in, Hulaki became a dinosaur.

A microbe is so very small You cannot make him out at all.

You'd never have a motorcycle policeman out on the Indian reservation.

I need a SUV, for me and my four sisters. So, I've narrowed it down to four, kind of expensive, cars.

My coach is, Look at Novak. Look at him. They're so ripped. I'm like, Yeah, well, I can't look like that.

Women's liberationists spread the word that the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.

We want more people owning things in this country. Let me put it to you bluntly: In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life.

Independence can be trusted nowhere but with the people in mass. They are inherently independent of all but moral law.