No two men are alike, and both of them are happy for it.

The darkest hour has only sixty minutes.

Always put off until tomorrow what you shouldn't do at all.

Integrity: A name is the blueprint of the thing we call character. You ask, What's in a name? I answer, Just about everything you do.

Putting your best foot forward at least keeps it out of your mouth.

A New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing anything it just keeps you from enjoying it.

slow down, oh sweet tearsflowing nectar...down my lashes' tipssomedaysomeone will kiss you away, even before you can reach my lips.

Head for the moon. If you miss, you will still be among the stars

Everyone on the Internet is talking about television and everyone on television is talking about the Internet. The whole damn thing is a self-licking ice cream cone and you're blaming me?

Didn't I promise I'd always look after you and keep you from harm?

The brightest star on a cloudless night Some kind of miracle, almost empty sky... Just as the bite of the blade wakes the absent mind There's time to dream and there's time to open your eyes

I like money. It's fun to fold and stack and smell and look at. It's just plain fun to count money, and I often do it in a loud falsetto while wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a coin changer.

Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.

Keep learning; don't be arrogant by assuming that you know it all, that you have a monopoly on the truth; always assume that you can learn something from someone else.

She makes one happy, then miserable. You are to her kind, then unkind. Constant yet inconstant. Thus we have WOMAN. No real man can do without her.

Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.