No one is ignorant that our character and turn of mind are intimately connected with the water-closet.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.

It is as easy to give advice to yourself as to others, and as useless.

The secret to scooping ice cream is all about the scooper. You have to dip it in water before and after every scoop. Then it just rolls off.

We need to demand that our food is labeled, especially genetically modified foods, and learn how it is produced, processed, and grown.

If you're feminist, it means that you've noticed that male ownership of the direction of female lives has been the order of the day for a few thousand years, and it isn't natural.

It is a very good world for the purposes for which it was built; and that is all anything is good for.

Whenever fortune wishes to joke, she lifts people from what is humble to the highest extremity of affairs.

I used to date Kellan Lutz. We were together for two and a half years, but the distance and travel really kept us apart. In the end we decided it wouldn't work, but we're still good friends.

I used to hate working out - until I learned how to do it properly.

I [who] am perpetually making notes in the margin of my mind for some final statement.