No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought?--Poirot

You may face many challenges. You must prepare spiritually and mentally to conquer each challenge.

Repeated words tend to become the outcomes of one's life in the course of time. So why not talk your way into success and happiness?

Do you know how you tell real love? It's when someone else's interest trumps your own.

I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.

I got to stick with what I know [about The Clinton Foundation]. I'm not an official of the State Department.

If we study Nature attentively in its great evolutions as in its minutest works, we cannot fail to recognize the possibility of enchantment - giving to that word its exact significance.

I didn't come into the business to get awards or titles.

Men can see nothing around them that is not their own image; everything speaks to them of themselves. Their very landscape is alive.

You can look at my palm and see the storm coming. Read the book of my life and see I've overcome it.

Love people, not things; use things, not people.