No matter how good you get you can always get better, and that's the exciting part.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Money and fame made me believe I was entitled. I was wrong and foolish.

The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today.

It was a mixed bag pretty much all week. A lot of really, really good stuff out there, some mediocre and some bad.

Talent is something you are born with, and a skill is something you develop. 99% of what you need to succeed in golf are skills

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife

I think the guys who are really controlling their emotions ... are going to win.

I always feel pressure. If you don't feel nervous, that means you don't care about how you play. I care about how I perform. I've always said the day I'm not nervous playing is the day I quit.

My mind is my biggest asset. I expect to win every tournament I play.

If you're not nervous, it means you don't care.

Mysteriously, almost unaccountably, my family had ended up in the trees, sort of like the Swiss Family Robinson.

Celebrate the gift of memory.

Safety comes in our nearness to God, not in our distance from our enemies.

Science rules!

Contrary to popular belief, the moment we land in Heaven we don't immediately know everything! If we did, we'd be God Himself - all-knowing.

We must be careful what we say. No bird resumes its egg.

I like to shoot a lot of choices. I like a lot of stuff - and so I push to go faster, to shrink the time between the takes so that the takes are what you're spending all your time on.

Anything worth doing in this world is incredibly difficult to do.

Stop bothering me with your pathetic politics - I'd rather go to the whorehouse.

To get the feel of how the slider should roll off of your index finger, use this grip and practice at half speed and roughly half the distance to the mound.