No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned by a dog.

Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.

He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant.

We never really own a dog as much as she owns us.

You know what the ideal dove gun for any given day is? Your other-the one you left at home.

Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies.

When you fall in a river, you're no longer a fisherman; you're a swimmer.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies.

I know! WHY! – Am I so catty? – Cause I’m consumed with envy an’ eaten up with longing? –

How totally banal of you to ask what I really mean.

Unfortunately most criticism is by poseurs. They use their comments about someone else's work as a platform on which to strike poses. What they're really saying is: "Look at me! Look at me!"

I've always used songwriting as a way to help me organise reality.

No one, no one has hit the FARC harder than I have.

Vince Lombardi says, you know, "In my life, there are three things: God, family and the Green Bay Packers, in that order. For me, it's God, family and Yahoo!, in that order.

I probably have fundamentally antisocial tendencies. I never took one extracurricular activity. I just failed utterly at that level. Part of me still rebels against that.

Art is supposed to spark conversation and make people think.

Hot Cheetos! Ohhhhh! I used to crave them. I remember I used to eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I had to stop. I had to turn it around because it was getting addicting.

Favoritism manifests itself in all departments of government, public and private. It is the harder to avoid, because it is so natural.