No man can be a conservative unless he has something to lose.

We shall have world government whether you like it or not, by conquest or consent.

These hands elate my life, choke me, broil my bosom, spank me, give fire to my words, my words, mother, my heart beats in my words.

The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was not.

I fed my yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21, 0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female yak. I made it my pet after that.

I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it.

The majority of great men are the offspring of unhappy marriages.

I have a confidence about my life that comes from standing tall on my own two feet.

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.

Hold on to the great image, and the whole world follows, follows unharmed, content and completely at peace.

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.

I just started writing and writing for people. And then, like I guess after (a) year of getting some placements, I kinda got a shot to be an artist. Long story short I think, yeah.