Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.

I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar.

Too much truth Is uncouth.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

Life is a thorough university

I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.

I can say opportunity is the time, if you have it, you can get anything

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

This is an evening of wonders, indeed!

Our government is a bird with two right wings... They're devoted to the perpetuation & spread of corporate capitalism.

Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader.

Look at your ministry as a marathon not a sprint - build deep foundations of intimacy with God and never let your public schedule get fuller than your time alone with God.

Every happy home has a foundation of love and a framework of support