My mother says I'm crazy, I'm not crazy, I just have a different way of looking at things.

I am a pisces, a fish out of water, searching for a way back home.

No one honest has an easy life, and its aching for one that causes the most pain.

A fart in the face is love.

When I was very young I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.

In my case, my mother had to be my mother and father, so I am thankful to her.

I have to be in a relationship where I can say what I feel even if it's wrong - so we can work through it.

I dont believe it wins championships. (It) gets you to the playoffs.

We should spend less time ranking children and more time helping them to identify their natural competencies and gifts, and cultivate those.

It is important to remember that we all have magic inside us.

You would never understand, Kim. You think I'm normal; you wish I was.

My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living.

I thought I knew Elton John, but then it was like, "Woah, Elton's a pimp! He's really amazing." And since Billy and Elton are homies, I'm finally getting it - the two piano boys.

No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than a public library.