My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

We must kill the guard before we can enter the palace.

When I was bartering to gain clients, I was self-sabotaging my business. I wasn’t making money, and the promised “exchange of advertising” wasn’t helping to grow my business.

We'd all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.

Exploration is really the essence of the human spirit.

I want to build a positive image that will last my career.

There are no whole truths: all truths are half-truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays to the devil.

I am an American, not by accident of birth but by choice. I voted with my feet and became an American because I love this country and think it is exceptional.

Anybody who thinks that they are a leader and doesn't have anyone following them is just out for a walk.

Would you rather die, or be unwound?