My family is all lawyers. Most people when they come on shows like this, "I'm proud of the first member of my family to get a college education."

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

There is a tragic clash between Truth and the world. Pure undistorted truth burns up the world.

He was shaken by an unwelcome insight. Lives did not add as integers. They added as infinities.

When journalists are 'accused' of being 'advocates', that means: challenging and deviating from DC orthodoxies.

In his very first film, Mr. Gonzalez Inarritu makes the kind of journey some directors don't - or can't - travel in an entire career.

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to recieve all the great truths which atheism would deny.

The compulsion of fate is bitter.

Writers when they're writing live in a spooky, clamorous silence, a state somewhat like the advanced stages of prayer but without prayer's calming benefits.

Cold winds are disagreeable, hot winds enervating, moist winds unhealthy.

Instead of expending time to train yourself not to be afraid of snakes, avoid them altogether.

Remember above all that mental stability comes by examining the contents of the mind, not by avoidence.