My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!"

My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap)I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap)My manners are mellow, I'm sweet like the Jell-o, I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)

There comes a time in life that all you need is just someone to listen to you without judging or telling you what you should have done and should do, but simply just listening to you.

In foreign policy, even if you hold high office, you can't be sure what the effects will be of the things you do.

You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together.

Biologically I'm 25, chronologically I'm 53, psychologically it varies.

It was really hard to find another project after my first film.

The secret of poetry is cruelty.

Everybody's crazy in some way and everybody's weird, and that kind of makes us all the same in a lot of ways. We're not alone, we just think we are.

I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.

Love will always be the most powerful force.

Here we go again, a government which is making yet more excuses for yet more failure when it comes to getting our budgetary situation right.