My art is the way I reestablish the bonds that tie me to the universe.

I don't paint dreams or nightmares, I paint my own reality.

You cannot write unless you write much.

When all else fails, use the pen.EMW

My deservedness is more than your expectation.

grades really cover up failure to teach.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

My pen is alight and my body aflame. Until both burn down to ash, my love and my hate will remain here in the world.

When we fear things I think that we wish for them ... every fear hides a wish

The office of the prince and that of the writer are defined and assigned as follows: the nobleman gives rank to the written work,the writer provides food for the prince.

Fishing is taking a huge toll on the planet's ecosystem.