Mothers are like dungeons. Some really stink and you'll do anything to avoid them. And some are lush sanctuaries filled with gold, jewels, and butterscotch schnapps-spiked Nestle Nesquik.

Taking care of yourself is one of the hardest jobs -- don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. It's much easier to take care of others.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art than he can by practising it.

In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.

Channel a bohemian state of mind with an effortless dress paired with a must have embroidered moto jacket.

By using violence to subjugate one another we are using violence against our own souls.

The reason I beat the Austrians is, they did not known the value of five minutes

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

They that Marry for Money cannot have the true Satisfaction of Marriage; the requisite Means being wanting.

Monastic brotherhood, upon rock Aerial.