Most people are blinded by faith leaving them unable to see the truth that is science.

The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . .

Somethin' like four thousand bottles have been thrown at me in my day but only about twenty ever hit me. That does not speak very well for the accuracy of the fans' throwing.

Time was such an odd thing. One moment you could talk to someone, then suddenly, they were gone.

It isn’t only art that is incompatible with happiness, it’s also science. Science is dangerous, we have to keep it most carefully chained and muzzled.

Fashion is a completely international business.

The first impulse of a great number of civilized musicians... is to protest ourdeclaration that the music in Hungary belongs to the Gypsies.

I'm expecting a lot from myself, I have set the bar high and I want to do really well for my teammates. I love working out and preparing so I have spent a lot of time doing that.

I'm getting the basics with the AFL, but the NFL is a different animal

Martin Luther King is a notorious liar[]

An interviewer asked me what book I thought best represented the modern American woman. All I could think of to answer was: Madame Bovary.

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?

Eminence without merit earns deference without esteem.