Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived.

Success isn't something that just happens - success is learned, success is practiced and then it is shared.

Casey (Stengel) knew his baseball. He only made it look like he was fooling around. He knew every move that was ever invented and some that we haven't even caught on to yet.

People who live in the past generally are afraid to compete in the present. I've got my faults, but living in the past is not one of them. There's no future in it.

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

Every 24 hours the world turns over on someone who was sitting on top of it.

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year.

Baseball is a simple game. If you have good players and if you keep them in the right frame of mind then the manager is a success.

The players make the manager, it's never the other way.

Inner peace is not found in things like baseball and world championships. As long as I feel I've done the best job I possibly could, I'm satisfied.

They say the first World Series is the one you remember most. No, no no. I guarantee you don't remember that one because the fantasy world you always dreamed about is suddenly real.

We will not wake up ten years from now and find we have passively taken on the character of God.

Most modern reproducers of life, even including the camera, really repudiate it. We gulp down evil, choke at good.

Hollywood wants press, any kind of press.

Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back. Its a cold world out there.

I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless.

Writing is putting one's obsessions in order.

I think to deal with Putin, you need to deal from strength. He's a bully, you enable bad behavior when you're nuanced with a guy like that.

I don't think human beings are bad. They're weak. And that's what makes 'em bad.

I have a really high tolerance level for twits. I really do.

I shall never surrender or retreat.