Metaphysics may be, after all, only the art of being sure of something that is not so and logic only the art of going wrong with confidence.

Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

The advertiser is the overrewarded court jester and court pander at the democratic court.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Happiness is itself a kind of gratitude.

The snow itself is lonely or, if you prefer, self-sufficient. There is no other time when the whole world seems composed of one thing and one thing only.

It is not ignorance but knowledge which is the mother of wonder.

If we do not permit the earth to produce beauty and joy, it will in the end not produce food, either.

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable.

During Christmas, open your heart with love to appreciate the beauty of life and all the presents that you have received from the earth.

Friends are a wonderful thing. They won't make you feel like a nothing.

The memory of a good deed lives.

Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.

If someone doesn't like your fiction, it's really insulting.

The SEC now is 3500 chickens, and we need to get some foxes in there.

One of the first rules of science is if somebody delivers a secret weapon to you, you better use it

The government endangers us with our own money.

America is a country obsessed with appearance. It's a country obsessed with looks.

As a director, it's my job to provoke, and when people decided 'The Room' be called a phenomenon, or whatever you call it, it's fine with me.