Men marry because they are tired women because they are curious: both are disappointed.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Delight yourself with imagination and artistry and be inspired by life’s beauty.

Man is a means and not an end, and he is a means to economic or political ends which are not really ends in themselves but means to other ends which in their turn are means and so ad infinitum

The worse part of being lied to is when you realize you believed it.

... let everyone regard himself as the steward of God in all things which he possesses.

I sometimes feel like when you're talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords… But if you had a bubble above their head, they'd be thinking about game scores, masturbation and food.

The best things in life are clean living, good works, and big saphires. And not in that order.

Don't let your life wait for other people.

When we raise one hand to say "bye-bye" we are gesturing that we are going apart from each other, whereas when we join our palms and bow our head, our hearts become closer.

Usually I don't like to act in movies that I direct because it's kind of confusing.

Your mind just goes to the craziest idea to lure people into the theater, and then you write your script around those elements.