Men don't fight for what is theirs. They work for it and they love it with all their hearts. When they do that, they want for nothing.

It is capitalism, not Marxism, that trades in futures.

The past might hurt but don't run from it, repeat it, or punish others for it. Learn from it and be glad that you survived it.

Shall I add a man to my collection?

You never know what events are going to transpire to get you home.

Riding exhilarated me; it gave me a joy and a purpose.

Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit.

Multitasking divides your attention and leads to confusion and weakened focus.

Tried to find me an executive position, but no matter how smooth I talked they wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more.