Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

I'm just thankful to have a tour and work something I can focus on.

If all history is only an amplification of biography, the history of science may be most instructively read in the life and work of the men by whom the realms of Nature have been successively won.

Take a deep breath, listen to your favorite song and realize everything is gonna be okay, nothing is permanent.

History is one of those marvelous and necessary illusions we have to deal with. It's one of the ways of dealing with our world with impossible generalities which we couldn't live without.

I supply the music for Vampires, which is a new series that's coming out.

Monotony collapses time. Novelty unfolds it.

No matter how well a person writes, a successful book is a team effort involving many, many people.

No politician was more maligned than Ronald Reagan.

Why try to pursue what is completed?