Marriage can be complicated.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

I want to do something I feel like I can do.

Sometimes a fan comes up to me, and I'm really interested in how they're acting, so I'll study them and use that in my material.

I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

Non-violence, which is the quality of the heart, cannot come by an appeal to the brain.

I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.

Action will lead you forward to the success you desire.

The ads all call me fearless, but that's just publicity. Anyone who thinks I'm not scared out of my mind whenever I do one of my stunts is crazier than I am.

If people have to tell you how successful they are, they really aren't that successful.

Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.

Every cool riff has already been written by Black Sabbath. You're either playing it faster or slower or backwards, but they wrote it first.

Stand on the gas, my friend. If your right foot doesn't ache, you're obviously doing something wrong.

The mobile middle class gravitates to the cities where housing is affordable.