Man, sometimes God really sucks.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

Those were some astounding lies, cub. And the very last one the most inspired of all. You have your father's talent for it.

Writin’ Is Fightin'!

If you truly believe in the value of life, you care about all of the weakest and most vulnerable members of society.

The possibilities. Is there any greater pain to know what could be, and yet be powerless to make it be?

Live the full life of the mind, exhilarated by new ideas, intoxicated by the Romance of the unusual.

You may boo, you may turn your back, but I have devoted my life to the conservative cause.

He was constantly on me about the job that I was to do and the responsibility that I had upon the campus. And how I must be able to carry myself because people were looking.

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget.

Many ... have tremendous God-given gifts, but they don't focus on the development of those gifts. Who are these individuals? You've never heard of them- and you never will .

He that serves God for Money, will serve the Devil for better Wages.