Make them think they've been fooled by a gentlemen.

You can fool the eyes and minds of the audience, but you cannot fool their hearts.

My object is to mystify and entertain. I wouldn't deceive you for the world.

The average man is not hard to mystify.

If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.

Choice, I've always believed, is all that separates us from animals.

You need a good bedside manner with doctors or you will get nowhere.

It is by human avarice or human stupidity, not by the churlishness of nature, that we have poverty and overwork.

You don't go into the game to compete. You go into each game to win.

I am comfortable with my body and embrace who I am. I love to work it.

Most of life is unbearable. It’s unbearable but we bear it

D-Wade is the unselfish guy here-he is welcoming Chris Bosh and LeBron James to his team.

Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.

There were some things Reagan liked that I liked. The main component was that people have to talk to each other and help themselves.