Love truth, but pardon error.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

Treat me like a rare first edition of your favourite novel.

She shot him a look she thought he might still remember, the same one a rattler gives right before it strikes.

Never judge a book by its cover

We are the subject of God's blessing, but He is the source. Anything good in your life came from Him.

What if I turned out to be a great kisser, and suddenly, girls everywhere wanted to kiss me? Did I really want to risk losing my free time to watch people so I could kiss every girl in town?

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.

Ruthless. That’s my girl.

You should not have idle hands, you should always be working. All your life.

I have a low tolerance for mediocrity in music and life. I'm into pain and joy and the in-between doesn't interest me.