Love is like stocks, if you don't want to suffer loss quickly, you better diversify!

The secret to loving relationships is to never give more love than you have for yourself.

Those of us with Big Hearts are like Big Banks, we are too Big to fail!

The secret to gaining the whole world is to keep your soul.

I want to earn more money but my body says "I'm tired, " and my spirit says "I have no desire, " whoever said "I'm not a trinity" is a complete liar!

To know God is to know yourself!

If you enslave me with fake money, and I realize enslavement is fake. Its in your best interest to set me free!

One of the greatest dangers of great dreams in your youth is waking up to despair as an adult.

The devil's favorite place to hide is on the other side of love!

Bad habits are demons that often push us into isolation because they know that in our loneliness they stand little chance of being overcome.

Life is better than death I believe if only because it is less boring and because it has fresh peaches in it.

The problem is, we elected a manager and we need a leader. Let's face it: Bush is just dim.

And if we seem nutty to you and if we seem like an odd ball to you, just remember one thing. The mighty oak tree was once a nut just like me.

But it is at home and not in public that one should wash ones dirty linen. [Fr., Car c'est en famille, ce n'est pas en public, qu'un lave son linge sale.]

He has the personality of a child prodigy, but no discernable talent.

Thou Shalt Not is soon forgotten, but Once Upon a Time is forever.

The facts will speak for themselves. Credit them or not, but read!

Remember, we are all one country now. Dismiss from your mind all sectional feeling, and bring them up to be Americans.

The best thing to break is a contract.