Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.

An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

Wrinkles are engraved smiles.

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.

Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.

Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

I didn't know if I was unhappy. I felt too miserable to be unhappy.

Which is when I decided I would never love anyone again because you just felt like an idiot when you put love out there and it didn't come back your way.

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Cheerfulness is full of significance: it suggests good health, a clear conscience, and a soul at peace with all human nature.

I wake up every day feeling like today's the day to make a difference. I never question the correctness of what I'm doing or the need for it.

A Clock stopped-- Not the Mantel's-- Geneva's farthest skill Can't put the puppet bowing-- That just now dangled still

I would think I drive most hitting coaches crazy. During one single at-bat I used six different stances on six pitches. Oh yeah, I also struck out. So what do I know?

Unite all people of African ancestry of the world to one great body to establish a country and absolute government of their own.

When you are trusted because you care, it's quite likely the revenue will take care of itself

You have to contort your body in a certain way to hit a low note. When you're on film, you can't. So you do, in a sense, get to hide behind your voice, which is nice.