Like all trial attorneys, he knew the importance of not dressing too well.

Do you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence? We call it prejudice.

Extrapolating from the statistical growth of the legal profession, by the year 2035 every single person in the United States will be a lawyer, including newborn infants.

You can't get decent Mexican food in DC.

When you have a strongly held belief, don't you think it's important to express that belief accurately?

The nasty little apes that call themselves human beings can do nothing except run and hide.

Expectation works in mysterious ways---and totally unconsciously.

Nobody dares to solve the problems-because the solution might contradict your philosophy, and for most people clinging to beliefs is more important than succeeding in the world.

False fears are a plague, a modern plague!

Sometimes I think everyone's an attorney.

I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. "Excuse me, " she said.

You only do good work when you're taking risks and pushing yourself.

You have to know why you get up every morning.

Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy.

Early in my career, my 3-, 5- and 9-irons performed differently than my other irons. But I adapted and made them work.

I'm not giving away oil for free. Just using oil, first to benefit our people, to relieve poverty.

Things never are as bad as they seem.

You want a leader, Western leader, English-speaking? Mitt Romney.

Do not wait for anybody or anything. Do whatever you can. Build your hope on none.

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine