Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it but you don't want to see it again.

You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth - it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million.

There's nothing wrong with being fired.

If you treat people with dignity, respect and friendliness, you can turn enemies into friends. An enemy is nothing but a friend in disguise.

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.

You should set goals beyond your reach so you always have something to live for.

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job.

I'm no genius. I'm not at all; I just happen to look five or 10 years ahead and think things through.

It's going to cost trillions of dollars to rework the energy sources all over the world. Were going to have to move away from fossil fuels.

If people aren't able to see your magnificence that's their loss, not yours.

Is romantic yearning an appetite for [H]eaven, or is it the ultimate refinement of covetousness?

It comes with it, this is my work and all the media thing is just a big bonus for me. I'm just enjoying being in the spotlight right now so it's not a big deal for me.

The wild stuff is all so overrated. Drinking, you don't feel good all the time. There's a lot of down, a lot of misery.

I'm going to drink a Coor's Light, cause Bud Light don't pay me nothin'.

Trying to conceal a crime is like burying a seed in the ground.

I think we all have a dream of what it would be like not to work and grow heirloom tomatoes, and I do have that dream, it would be lovely. I do love gardening and all of that, but I do love my work.

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls, and if you want it any different you can join a Shubert chorus

I love someone who tries to boss me around.

Drugs are horrible; I say no to drugs. I've never done drugs in my life.