Life is just a lie with an 'F' in it, and death is definite

I’m not afraid of dying. Pieces of me die all the time.

The devil only exists because of your belief in him; same goes for that other guy.

The rich get richer until the poor get educated.

When a boy writes off the world it's done with sloppy misspelled words If a girl writes off the world it's done in cursive.

Don't waive your rights with your flags.

Earnestness can go wrong in hip hop. On this album, it goes very right.

Light is found on the green.

Everything can be heard in the garden of a quiet mind.

He who talks too much commits a sin.

It's really necessary for the United States to continue to give strong leadership to the Middle East peace process, supported by European countries at the same time.

There are admirable potentialities in every human being.

Wickedness comes to its height by degrees. He that dares say of a less sin, Is it not a little one? will ere long say of a greater, Tush, God regards it not!

Spiritual life doesn't make you a good person; you ARE a good person, you are a holy being when you are born. What spiritual life does is remind us that this is who we really are.

"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.

To celebrate a festival means: to live out, for some special occasion and in an uncommon manner, the universal assent to the world as a whole.

When I go to a country, I go to flea markets, antique stores. I am always looking for something.